What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

Dr No

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Are there girls here who like group sex?

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the process of becoming an Evangelical preacher? Is attending seminary school necessary? How long does it typically take? Is it financially challenging?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why does monistat lose effectiveness over time for individuals with chronic or recurrent vaginosis or yeast infections?

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.